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(shiji) 。zhong hui ([personal profile] hairtwirl) wrote2011-06-07 02:12 pm
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Your Name/Alias: Lynne
Age: Twenty
Character: Zhong Hui, styled Shiji
Series: Dynasty Warriors 7
Character Age: 19ish, maybe?

Canon: Dynasty Warriors is Koei’s dramatic, over-exaggerated and glorified retelling of “Romance of the Three Kingdoms” and follows the beginning and end of the kingdoms of Wei – ruled by Cao Cao, Wu – ruled by the Sun family and Shu – ruled by Liu Bei. We learn of their hardships, drama, bloodshed and betrayals as they fight to unite China under their own rule. In the seventh installment of this game, we are introduced with the Kingdom and new and exciting officers of Jin, dominated by the Sima family.

Among these new officers is the forever self-important, arrogant yet precocious Zhong Hui, a studied calligrapher, literature enthusiast and tactician. He comes in the picture when most of the good Three Kingdoms stuff was over, but soon enough to help Sima Zhao – his commanding officer – see the end of the Shu Kingdom. Zhong Hui comes off as extremely self-centered in an obnoxious way that makes you want to smack him across the face rather than show him the respect he wants. Being one of the younger officers of Jin, he looks down upon the oldies like Deng Ai, a veteran officer and cartographer, and makes sure he’s always ahead of him… and everyone else, really. Eventually, his egotism will lead him to turn down loyalty and (attempt to) take for China for himself. (By the way, he will fail miserably.)


Sample Post:

This is what we’ve earned for defeating Shu? Hmph! I can hardly consider such bland terrains by the mediocre name of “Camp Fuck U Die” a spoil of war. For one, it’s not even grammatically correct! They can take this land back for all I care. But I will have to say that, unsurprisingly, their land is just as flat as their officers. Did they truly expect to win against us? You know, this would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic!

There is one thing that bothers me, though. Well, many things, actually. I was told about the Director and her situation, but… what… what's the meaning of the sorcery here? I understand that the people of Shu like to follow the words of the dead, but I hadn't thought they'd actually try to bring back the dead! Hah! I bet their predecessors are rolling in their graves right now! H-hey, stop rolling! I wasn’t talking about you! Ugh, this is making me sick! Not only does this place stink of walking corpses, but idiocy as well. I can’t possibly picture myself hanging around here any longer than needed, so I alone will end this case once and for all! First, where is the Director? It would be much easier if I can find someone who actually knows the area because it seems as though my map is inaccurate.

Oh, you? Are you the so-called Director? No? Then I have no business with you. Yes, I know, I was already briefed about her fiancé, and I will not tolerate your assuming that I won’t be able to find the culprit on my own. Of course I will! This will only be one of my many accomplishments by the week’s end, after all. Truthfully I don’t care about either her dead fiancé or the one responsible for his death, but I have been ordered to treat the people here with the respect you all don’t deserve, so I suppose my assistance will be vital to your search. Don’t worry; it’ll be over soon enough.

So listen closely, everyone, as I only have time to say this once: My name is Zhong Hui – excuse me, that’s Lord Zhong Hui to you, thank you. I’m not here to be dragged down by the likes of anyone here at “Camp Fuck U Die”, but I’m here on a mission. If it’s the murderer I must find in order to complete my mission, then so be it. All I suggest simply for all of you to stay out of my way; it would be, after all, unwise to stay here unnecessarily longer than you already have. With myself now leading this search, I will have the culprit’s head in no time! ―No, you filthy zombie, I don’t want your disgusting head!